This one's for Kathleen

Many of you have met Kevin Conboy, a friend of mine from Regis and LeMoyne. He is now a partner with a major Atlanta law firm, and obviously doesn't have enough work to do. Excerpted from an email he sent around:

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. Got that way from too much pi.
2. I thought he was an eye doctor, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. No matter how you push the envelope, it'll remain stationery.
5. The dog who gave birth by the side of the road was cited for littering.
6. Throw a grenade into a French kitchen and you get Linoleum Blownapart.
7. Two silkworms had a race. Ended up in a tie.
8. Atheism is a non-prophet enterprise.
9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
10. A 4'10" fortune teller escaped from prison. He was a small medium at large.
11. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
12. When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.